This does not apply to any of my regular visitors, you know that…
A few weeks ago I received what appeared to be a very sweet and genuine letter from a 14 year old boy in Liverpool asking for my autograph. As this doesn’t happen very often and I was supposedly an ‘inspiration’ to him, I sent him a signed copy of my book.
I have since found out that Robert Swale is a lying scumbag autograph hunter out to profit from my gullibility, and surprise surprise, all of a sudden loads of people want my autograph because you’re such big fans. To those of you who are genuine then I apologise, but the rest of you can sod off you lying underhand parasites.