18Jun2008

AUTOGRAPH COLLECTORS PLEASE READ

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This does not apply to any of my reg­ular vis­i­tors, you know that…
xxG

A few weeks ago I received what appeared to be a very sweet and gen­uine let­ter from a 14 year old boy in Liverpool ask­ing for my auto­graph. As this doesn’t hap­pen very often and I was sup­pos­edly an ‘inspi­ra­tion’ to him, I sent him a signed copy of my book.
I have since found out that Robert Swale is a lying scum­bag auto­graph hunter out to profit from my gulli­bility, and sur­prise sur­prise, all of a sud­den loads of peo­ple want my auto­graph because you’re such big fans. To those of you who are gen­uine then I apol­o­gise, but the rest of you can sod off you lying under­hand par­a­sites.