29 Jun 2018


Nick Mason’s Saucerful Of Secrets brings together some familiar names, ...
08 Aug 2017

Inglourious Bassterd at Edinburgh Fringe

Guy Pratt returns from the recent David Gilmour tour to ...
25 May 2016

Rattle That Lock Tour Continues

Guy Pratt will cer­tainly be busy over the next few ...
09 Nov 2014

Pink Floyd — The Endless River

Pink Floyd’s first studio outing in two decades is a ...
14 Mar 2014

Bryan Ferry 2014 Tour

Guy Pratt will be joining Bryan Ferry and The Bryan ...
06 Jan 2014

Samuel Hällkvist Tour

Guy Pratt has announced he will be touring Sweden and ...
11 Oct 2013

New Website

It’s been a while..but we’re back! Here it is, the ...
12 Sep 2013

Braintree Arts Theatre

Don’t miss Guy Pratt’s won­der­fully sala­cious show ‘Sideman’ at Braintree ...
10 Jan 2011

Guy Pratt @ Adelaide Fringe Festival

Having wowed crowds the world over with ‘My Bass and ...
02 Aug 2010

G-​​TARanaki International Music Week

Guy will be doing his brand new “Wake Up Call!” ...
12 Jul 2010

Guy Pratt, Roger Waters and David Gilmour perform charity show together

It’s True! David Gilmour & Roger Waters per­formed together including ...
04 Jul 2010

Wake Up Call! @ Edinbourgh Fringe Festival

It’s 4am. The alarm is set for 5. You’re in ...
05 May 2010


Just want to say what a bril­liant time we all ...
02 Feb 2010

Breakfast of Idiots’ solo show

10 Jan 2010


Thanks for the birthday wishes.. I’m going to be at ...
22 Dec 2009

Merry Xmas!

22 Nov 2009


**** LAST EVER UK SHOW **** Host: 20th CENTURY THEATRE ...
13 Nov 2009

Speedball — Maximum Speed

That’s right..Guy’s first band has a live album coming out! ...
16 Sep 2009

Lost login!

I haven’t been able to get into my own bloody ...
20 Jun 2009

PMT Leeds

Thanks to everyone who came to the PMT shows in ...
03 Jun 2009


Hello all, sorry I haven’t been in for ages, and ...
13 Apr 2009


Hi all I’m going to be per­forming Jon Lord’s Concerto ...
23 Jan 2009

Just popping in..

Hello all Just thought I’d pop in. Sorry I’ve been ...
21 Jan 2009

Notting Good Taste 2

Returning to the 20th Century Theatre due to pop­ular request, ...
24 Dec 2008

Merry Xmas

To everyone… It hasn’t been the best of years, and ...
05 Dec 2008


Greetings from down under…I’m here doing the Adelaide Guitar Festival ...
06 Nov 2008


A brand new comedy night takes place on November 13th ...
20 Oct 2008

Thank You

Just wanted to say thank you for all of your ...
15 Sep 2008


I can’t really think of any­thing to say right now ...
19 Aug 2008

Brian Cox

Hi all Sorry I haven’t written for a while…Been a ...
30 Jun 2008


Just back from Glasto, which was mer­ci­fully dry. Had a ...
18 Jun 2008


This does not apply to any of my reg­ular vis­i­tors, ...
06 Jun 2008

Planet Rock saved!!

Hi all Well great news eh? We all went and ...
28 Apr 2008


Hi all I’ve been get­ting a bit car­ried away on ...
02 Apr 2008

New Slot!!!

In their infi­nite wisdom Planet Rock have decided to move ...
16 Mar 2008


Thanks to everyone who came to my show, it was ...
20 Feb 2008

My Bass And Other Animals — Last London Show

21 Jan 2008

Last night a DJ shaved my wife…

Hi all Well last friday’s show was better than the ...
08 Jan 2008

Thank you!

Thanks to everyone for their birthday greetings..Last day in Bali, ...
19 Dec 2007

Merry Xmas!

I’m in Melbourne now, and after todays recording of Spicks ...
01 Dec 2007

Ill in Brisbane

Languishing in my hotel room in Brisbane with a nasty ...
15 Nov 2007


It’s 4am and I’m wide awake, though not for any ...
03 Nov 2007

From Russia with love..

I’m off to St Petersburg and Moscow tomorrow, first time ...
15 Oct 2007


If anyone’s in Basel, Switzerland.. I’m playing the Casino with ...
02 Oct 2007

Back on the road..

This week I’m heading out all over Eastern Europe and ...
16 Sep 2007

Sorry again..

Hi all I haven’t posted for a while because, well, ...
09 Aug 2007

Jonathan Ross Show

Those of you in the UK might be inter­ested to ...
23 Jul 2007


Hi all Running around Europe with Mr Ferry again.. I’m ...
19 Jun 2007

The show goes on…

Hi all, I have a break from Fery duties for ...
21 May 2007

Book Out!!

I went to Mackay’s the printers in Chatham today to ...
11 May 2007

Syd Gig

2pm yes­terday after­noon, I’m at a motorway ser­vice sta­tion en ...
06 May 2007


As you can see, my book is fin­ished, and will ...
11 Apr 2007


I’ve been very remiss about posting lately. The book is ...
04 Mar 2007

On the road again..

Hi all, I’m in sunny Scotland, on a back to ...
02 Feb 2007

Time for a new post!

But I can’t really think of any­thing. Still wrestling with ...
13 Jan 2007

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Christ you lot got on it quickly…Who watches the above ...
12 Jan 2007


This is almost turning into a proper blog what with ...
10 Jan 2007

Thank you for your birthday greetings..

That was very nice of you all. I’m back slog­ging ...
22 Dec 2006

Merry Xmas!!

I’d just like to wish a merry Xmas and happy ...
11 Dec 2006

ARIA Hall of Fame

I’m delighted to report that Iva Davies came round to ...
01 Dec 2006

New Post!!

Hi all, I’m exiled down in France all alone trying ...
12 Oct 2006

New Website

Welcome to the new web­site! Finally  the site is online ...







Just back from Glasto, which was mer­ci­fully dry. Had a good show on sat­urday, but realise that it’s an old and tired rou­tine so I’m retiring it until I can write a new one…


  1. Thomas Robinson - June 30, 2008 3:59 PM

    Good luck with the new show, not that i expect you’ll need it. You prob­ably have enough funny sto­ries that you could tell to write another ten books, so i guess the hard part will be picking which lucky ones to reveal to the public. You might find people start being very gen­erous to you in the hope you’ll keep quiet about them! 😆

    Do you think that you’ll per­form the new rou­tine in this country or are you going to tour aus­tralia or america with it?

  2. Phoenix - June 30, 2008 8:16 PM

    It’s a sign of what I con­sider to be a better artist/​performer/​creator. Instead of rehashing the same old stuff, you seek to keep things fresh and new. While I’m a faint touch sad it’s not likely I’d get to see the older stuff (which for American audi­ences would be pretty new despite having read the book — sev­eral times), I’m very glad there’s more where that came from, I’m sure. 🙂

    Getting ready to spend the evening watching my second most favorite bass player and his crew from the Great White North,

  3. suzie - June 30, 2008 10:41 PM

    Thank you for an unex­pected and enjoy­able set on the out­side comedy stage at Glastonbury on Sunday. I must admit I am igno­rant of most things musical, I have a lazy interest in music and like inter­esting things to present them­selves to me, rather than look for them myself. So it was so nice to dis­cover you and your musical his­tory. I will be checking your book out for sure and all the work that you have done that is so familiar. Thanks again hope to see you pre­form again soon. S x

  4. Stefano - July 1, 2008 5:08 PM

    Dear Guy,

    if you still haven’t found an inspi­ra­tion for your next book, an idea could be come in Italy, drink a good glass of wine (red), remember the fan­tastic gig in Venice, Florence, Milan ecc…, prob­ably you could take an inspi­ra­tion.

    If I could write for you, prob­ably I Will write In a chapter of your new book about the gran prix that I had in Milan (after the second show of David) from Teatro Arcimboldi To the Hotel Savoia.…to follow you Bus.…..my little Smart has been burning!

    The name of the chapter could be “A Monza GP to take an auto­graph from Guy”.….

    By the way, thank’s again for the auto­graph (that is not for sale! :-)) )

    Best best best regards.


  5. Sarah - July 1, 2008 9:07 PM

    Hello Guy,

    I am the co-​​administrator of rick​-wright​.org and I was won­dering if you might be able to give me some advice. We have wishes to make our site an offi­cial site because we would love to help pro­mote Richard in any way, but we’re not sure how to go about it exactly or if it’s even a pos­si­bility. So I was hoping that maybe you could offer me some advice. Where should I even begin? Would Richard even be inter­ested in having an offi­cial site? Any thoughts or advice would be greatly appre­ci­ated. 🙂 Thank you so much Guy!


  6. Jason Bell - July 2, 2008 10:52 AM


    I think you and Tony Levin should trade sto­ries, pre­tend you were in King Crimson… try the Chapman Stick…

    With all this men­tion of credit crunch I’m resorting to reading the book in the local newsagent, I got some strange looks while I was howling out loud, then I blew my cover and had to leave.

    Pop over for a few Guiness any­time.

    Greetings from Northern Ireland

  7. Caroline - July 4, 2008 5:23 PM

    Completely under­stand your wanting to retire ye olde rou­tine, Guy…as ‘Nix pointed out, great enter­tainers know when some­thing is get­ting tired and needs to be made fresh again. Like ‘Nix, I’ll hate missing the old rou­tine, but that’s what your (con­stantly read) book reme­dies. 🙂 That said, could your inkling towards even­tu­ally working on a new rou­tine pos­sibly mean a new book too? If it does, you can bet that I would be among the very first to nab a copy… 🙂

    - Caroline

  8. Thomas Robinson - July 8, 2008 7:46 PM

    I don’t think anyone minded too much that the show two weeks ago was pre-​​recorded did they? I bet there were one or two that com­plained though weren’t there? There are always a few.

    Guy can you remember which Neil Young song it was that you played on Sunday? I’m pretty sure it was just before you did the smack the baby bit and then played Black Dog. Or if anyone else knows i’ll be equally grateful. I’ll just try the listen again fea­ture but i dont think you said the name of the song.


  9. Phoenix - July 9, 2008 5:24 AM

    Thomas, Rocking in the Free World?

  10. Karen - July 9, 2008 9:09 AM

    [smack the baby bit] that’s funny

  11. Caroline - July 9, 2008 4:29 PM

    Yea…that’s “Rockin’ In The Free World”, off of Mr. Young’s Freedom. And for some reason, I swear a radio sta­tion I used to listen to in Raleigh, NC claimed that Pearl Jam joined Neil on the orig­inal. When, based on what I’ve looked up and have already known, Pearl Jam could have only per­formed “Rockin’…” with Neil when they were touring in sup­port of Mirror Ball (not counting any var­ious benefit-​​type concerts/​shows)…

    As much as I loved it growing up, that sta­tion could be a bit weird sometimes…and not to men­tion occa­sion­ally more than a little off on their band/​artist facts. o_​O

    - Caroline

  12. Mondo - July 23, 2008 8:04 PM

    Hello Guy!

    Just a quick per­sonal ques­tion.

    I have a woman friend who says she used to be very good friends with you. Her name is Leona Whitehead. Do you know or remember her?

    Cheers guy!! Love your work.

  13. Guy Pratt - July 24, 2008 8:32 PM

    Doesn’t ring a bell…But that doesn’t mean much..Any clues?

  14. mondo - July 24, 2008 10:39 PM

    She said she was good mates with you before Pulse tour days.

    But never mind. Cheers for the reply.

    And best of luck on writing your new mate­rial. I never got to see the old show. By the time I found out about it it was all too late. Will make your next one.

    Catch ya later mate.

  15. Thomas Robinson - July 30, 2008 7:45 PM

    Just a couple of quick ques­tions Guy if you’ve got a spare couple of min­utes.

    Firstly, you were just kid­ding when you said that you drive a prius weren’t you? I hope you were.

    Secondly, and a bit more impor­tantly, do you think that your show will be moved and have you got any ideas where it could end up? Is it going back to its old slot? I remember that you said some­thing like “in their infi­nite wisdom they’ve moved my show to a new slot” when it was moved to the sunday evening which sug­gested that you pref­ered the friday night timing.

    Cheers Guy,

  16. Karen - August 1, 2008 7:28 AM

    Umm, had to listen to your show via listen again option, but it cut off last few min­utes, you started to say some­thing about maybe not being there next week, but I missed the rest. 🙁

  17. Caroline - August 2, 2008 8:17 AM

    Well, according to the Planet Rock newsletter I got yes­terday, Guy’s show is still sched­uled to come on Sundays at 7PM GMT. Unless the poten­tial schedule change is to take place later this month, hope­fully that’s a sign that the show will stay put where it is…

    Before you men­tioned Nigel Slater on your show last Sunday, Guy, I had actu­ally heard of Nigel. But I don’t know how…given that BBC America nor the Food Network have not fea­tured him, at least as far as I know. *sighs* A shame, really, for in what I have read on and off about Mr. Slater, his cooking and recipes sound GREAT.

    Come to think of it, I don’t think FN and BBCA are even fea­turing any­thing with Jamie Oliver right now, and haven’t for some­time. *sighs again* If there was anyone else I would credit with really get­ting me into cooking besides Alton Brown and the Iron Chefs (the REAL ones from Japan…not that IC America slop), it is def­i­nitely Jamie.

    - Caroline

    P.S. Phoenix, you still here? If you are, you (along with anyone else here) may be inter­ested in one or more of a TON of comic books and related col­lectibles I am finally let­ting go of and selling after quit­ting col­lecting comics a little over five years ago. If you are indeed inter­ested, e-​​mail me (mandala4444​@​gmail.​com), be it with whichever superhero(es) or team(s) you col­lect or in gen­eral, and I’ll see what I can gather for you ASAP.

    And that said, I already apol­o­gize for the (very) shame­less AND geeky plug…I promise it will be the only one of its kind I post here.

  18. Phoenix - August 3, 2008 12:18 AM

    Oh, I’m always here.